It's the eve of November 4th and Obama just won. Just like I predicted in January 2007. A truly historic event. I thought about writing about it but everyone else is already doing it and it really is old news to me. I knew this would happen a long way back.
So I am going to yap about something completely Irrelevant.
Why do Bengalis (and Indians and Pakistanis) take their Beautiful women and on their most special day cake on the makeup and make them look like male drag queens? This is not a good look at all! Case in point, here is my wife's cousin.
pretty gorgeous is't she? She could be a model easy. I cropped out her husband because he ruins the picture. He's got an ugly mug like me and has really over achieved in snagging this one. He must have a great personality or something.
Anyway, back to the point. Look what she actually paid someone to do to her. She looks like a God Damn transvestite! What a freakin nightmare! And a healthy bronze tan is always better than the caked on ghost-like pasty white look. Her face is whiter than my ass! And looks as bout as cute might I add.
Please south asians. If there is anything you can learn from westerners, scrap everything else, but for God's sake pick up a copy of Bride magazine or Wedding Planner.
Thank god none of my relatives know about this blog. My wife would kill me.